I Lose Control

Dear Uncle Max,

Whenever I am on a walk with my mom at the first sight of any dog I lose control. I want them. Suddenly I am pulled into this magnetic field.  Ever felt this way Max?

Today this woman who I see jogging daily waves and calls "Tobeee"  to me.  This time she is with her sixty-five pound, five-month-old puppy.  Here I go again.  I want him or her.  But as I get closer the snout is closed shut with a piece of black leash.  I am going to have a hard time getting information from him or her.  Kissing will be impossible.


Suddenly, his or her mother is waving, and yelling at me not to come closer.  She does not have time.  Time?

Now Max, I have been around women my whole life.  Already I realize I do not understand them. I am okay with this.  

Oh!  Here comes another lady trying to walk her Shitzu Poo...think I'll prance over to them.


Tobes