Monday, August 1, 2011

Be Nice

Dear Max,
 
My mother has me signed up to be a therapy dog.  Did she tell you what this entails?  She was told that being a therapy dog is not something that comes natural to dogs.  They have never met me.  I go to Starbucks, The Beef Shop, and the hair salon.  

At the Beef Shop a lady wearing a hair net and a white apron greets me at the front door.  I then go with her onto the front steps while my mother makes her purchases. 
I kiss her the entire time...."Oh Toby," she coos.

Look Max, I am really getting to be important in this town.  

Democrat's and Republican's adore me. I think I could kiss a Tea Party member.  

Maybe I am, and don't know it?

My mother is a nag. She reminds me, "It is nice to be important, but more important to be nice." Does she think I will be President one day? I do have a birth certificate.

Tobes


Dear Toby,

How about a nice suit?

Max 

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