The Salon

Dear Uncle Max,

My mother took me with her to the hair salon today.  One at a time woman literally fell to their knees to scoop me up in their arms,and I drown them with my kiss's. Hey, Hey, Max you said I needed new jobs, and experiences.  Once I was kissing a tall  brunette, only to walk by her two hours later and discover she was now a tall blonde.

I'm still a mama's boy though. I lay by my mothers side while she gets a pedicure for one hour, and never budge.  Along comes a girl who thinks it's time for me to pee and off I go.   Outside behind the salon  no one can see that I still pee like a girl dog. What I'm going to do Max?  Oh well as long as I can find my mothers lap in the midst of all these women I am ok.  Wheew!

I'm a natural player Max. I'm just being me. Toby.  Is my life great or what?  Do you think it will be the same if I go to the barber  with my father?  He's a walk in.  No appointment is made and they don't even wash his hair.

I think I'll stick with being a mama's boy.

Tobes  (that's what the girls call me)


Dear Toby

Now I know why people say "I want a dog's life for just one day".  By the way Toby peeing on four legs is much easier than three.  The older you get the more you'll appreciate that plus it eliminates the possibility of peeing on someone's new shoe.


As for dad being a walk in with your canter you won't be guilty by association.  Just keep your head up .  Life is good.  Go chase your TALE.